Roasted Mayo would cry creamy tears.

My 2 cents on... me.

Challenge me to a dance battle and I'll disappear.

Challenge me to sing and I'll change planets.

Challenge me to drink tea and I'll make a bad face.

Challenge me with some copy, now that, that's where we can start talking. (Well writing but it didn't sound as punchy).

I like using words to tell stories, rather than to merely complete sentences. (Even that first thing you read).

Football, cricket, backpacking, shit-housed but delicious cooking and a playlist for every activity. And if it wasn't obvious, pop culture.

For the rest, let's chat?